Mutant Ninja Turtles...

more graph humor and song chart memes

Ha!

see famous look-a-like faces

Fake Steering Wheel

Now that's the way to drive...

Dog Days

see more dog pictures

Oh, Mick.

see famous look-a-like faces

Tom Selleck

see famous look-a-like faces

Things you cannot do...

more graph humor and song chart memes

Debenhams...

My procrastinaton needs widen. If you're in the UK you may be interested to know that if you visit Debenhams online you can print off a 20% off voucher for use in store or online... Credit crunch and all that.

Must not buy more shoes or handbags...

Fontwriter

Create your own Font!!! How cool is that. Visit Fontifier for more details.

Funny Panda

Warning this is an advert... But it's okay as it's funny

Dumb Ass

more graph humor and song chart memes

The Amazing Hair Regrowth Treatment from Dior

Jude Law's amazing hair regrowth trick. Find out more here

A Novel aday keeps the Procrastination at Bay

Some online novels for you to check out.



Jennings Grove by Jeff Parish.

Plague by Bret Jordan

Sideshow Pi by Kevin Sweeney and Nathaniel Lambert.

Art Contest

How about checking out this fabulous art contest over at Mellissa Marr's site.

Wordle

Five Things I'll do if I become a FAMOUS Author

There are loads of these videos floating around You Tube - but watch the original by Kaleb Nation below:

Oh!

How long I could last in space? Not good.


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The Killer Fog

Another story to while away your hours - okay about fifteen minutes but... Check out The Killer Fog (Killer Title) by Carlos Navarro (Cool Name).

Maybe I shouldn't go to the moon after all.

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Hey, how did they know I was short!!!!

You're the Short Line!

Remarkably small and somewhat insignificant, you have a very
common name. Despite these drawbacks, almost everyone thinks you're worth
investing in. Some would consider it to be quite a gamble, but most think
that you're a safe bet. You find it hard to stay at either houses or hotels.
Math teachers would argue that, technically, you are a paradox.


Take the Trains and Railroads Quiz
at RMI Miniature Railroads.

I swear...

Or apparently, I don't...



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Every Day Ozment

Today's Every Day Fiction story (can I keep this up - probably not :) ) is The Only Difference between Men and Boys and it is by Nicholas Ozment - somewhere else to procrastinate...

Just Watch It...

I don't know my robots, do you?

Created by OnePlusYou

If Fantasy's your bag...

Check out today's story Gandolo of the Watchful Eye by Bill Ward over at the wondferful Every Day Fiction.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog

The Master - JOSS WHEDON - he of Buffy, the Vampire Slayer fame has a new three part blog serial:

DR. HORRIBLE'S SING-ALONG-BLOG.

Check it out very, very soon as it is about to disappear.

Okay... Not the answer I expected.

You're Wisconsin!

You are perhaps the cheesiest person alive. You like '80's music, posing
for photographs, fastballs, cartoon cheetahs, and real mice. You want to have a cow,
man. You have been known to do the Forrest Gump shrimp routine with the word "cheese"
replacing "shrimp". Once in a while, beer will supplement your diet of unending cheese.
Deep down, though, you'd prefer to drink fermented cheese.


Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Book Quiz

Okay, below is what book I am - so what are you? It's all in the name of procrastinatiing FUN!!!

You're The Mists of Avalon!

by Marion Zimmer Bradley

You're obsessed with Camelot in all its forms, from Arthurian legend
to the Kennedy administration. Your favorite movie from childhood was "The Sword in
the Stone". But more than tales of wizardry and Cuban missiles, you've focused on
women. You know that they truly hold all the power. You always wished you could meet
Jackie Kennedy.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Fly me to the Moon

Fancy journeying to the moon?

You have until July 25th - that's right folks only a few days left - to send your name to the moon.

Visit NASA's site here to join in the expedition.

Don't Mess with Me...

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Probability Chart

more graph humor and song chart memes

Not as much fun...

You're Case Western Reserve University!

While you sound to most like you're just playing a backup
role, you'd like to believe that this is not the case. It's hard for a lot
of folks to take you seriously, but you make an effort to ignore them and
enjoy your surroundings. You can rock, you can roll, you can even cut things
in half. In the end, you wander back to parties with more rock and roll.
Your house would be really pretty if you didn't keep cluttering it up with
modern art.


Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Hey God???

Do you have a question for GOD? Then you can type it in here.

He probably won't get it though.

I'm Bangladeshi, What about You?

You're Bangladesh!

Everyone else keeps eating your food, and
as a result it seems like you're starving all the time.  Your life is just flooded
with problems, and you're pretty sure that everything would be easier if half the
people you knew just went away.  Unfortunately, they're hungry too, so they
might go away in a way you don't want.  George Harrison's music becoming
wildly popular may be your only hope, but even he's gone away now.


Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

Go Me!

This is so wrong!!! :)

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Here's a Life Quiz Found on LiveJournal.

The answers in bold are things I have done... Hope you fare better.


01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg (lettuce :) )
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Bet on a winning horse
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states.
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Bench pressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theatre
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Dropped Windows in favour of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Sword fought for the honour of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favourite childhood toy
128. Followed your favourite band/singer on tour ..
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Member of Congress
132a. Had them write back
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ... more than once?
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds
142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a TV game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Killed a human being
151. Gone on an African photo safari
152. Ridden a motorcycle
153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157. Ridden a horse
158. Had major surgery
159. Had sex on a moving train
160. Had a snake as a pet
161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
164. Visited more foreign countries than US states
165. Visited all 7 continents
166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183. ... and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested

No, I really couldn't - could you?

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I'm Prehistoric, What about you?

You're a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

You can't stop talking about the "good old days" of the past. While
you remember everything being so much better and more glorious back then, you've
got to realize that times have changed! It's time to move on, time to bring in
the new technology and advancements! Still, there is some charm to your olden
out-dated ways. Children seem to love you, for example, as do some historians and
scientists. And you should really eat something... your bones are starting to
show.


Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

I am also...

You're Easter Island!

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. So, since you
were so lonely, you decided to make up a bunch of friends to entertain yourself.
Rather than being classic imaginary friends, they had some real strength and
substance to them, and have shown themselves to stand the test of time. There has
been much discussion of your name, but you generally dislike its Christian
implications. You wish you didn't feel quite so chilly. But you would not feel so
all alone; everybody must get stones.


Take the Country Quiz II
at the Blue Pyramid

Must do better...

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Every Day Fiction - July

Head over to Every Day Fiction and find out what stories are available in July.

Or hey, check below:

July 1 Sarah Black Wood from the River
July 2 Alex Watson Beloaralsk
July 3 Alex Moisi Garden Furniture and the Apocalypse
July 4 DJ Barber The First Fourth
July 5 K.C. Ball The Mixture
July 6 Kevin Shamel To Save the Disco
July 7 Milan Smith A Bad Day Got Better
July 8 Sarah Hilary Post-Apoc Play (in beta)
July 9 Brian Dolton If We Were Briar Roses
July 10 Kim McDougall Touched
July 11 B. Teuscher Rain
July 12 Kathleen Mack One Toke Over
July 13 A.C. Wise The Chupacabra in Love
July 14 Dave Macpherson Forbidden Planet
July 15 Peter Tupper Sparkers
July 16 Oonah V Joslin Division
July 17 Edward Caputo Gruff
July 18 Venkatesh Vedam Hello
July 19 Allison Sherman Garden of Promises
July 20 Bill Ward Gandolo of the Watchful Eye
July 21 Nicholas Ozment The Only Difference Between Men and Boys…
July 22 Carlos Navarro The Killer Fog
July 23 Nick Logan The Next Move
July 24 Bill West Eternity
July 25 Scott M. Sandridge Sleep Paralysis
July 26 Joanna M. Weston The Train
July 27 Frank Roger Hellish Paradise
July 28 Jonathan Pinnock Cock Up
July 29 Megan Arkenberg The Soucouyant
July 30 Madeline Mora-Summonte A Quarter For Your Thoughts
July 31 Amy Sisson The Lion Tamer’s Sock